"mmm....what kind of mother did you have? Surprised the neighbors didn't report her to CPS... oh I forgot, there was no CPS! Well, at least your mother didn't swat your behind in the grocery store and drag you out by one arm, that happened all the time, trust me, I was horrified.. I just waited till we got home... much more discreet.
How in the world did we raise such a generation of loving parents, hmm? I guess you learned all you need from Little House On The Prairie.
Just wait till your kids write about you..!"
I love you Mom!!!!!!!! LOL!