You are the next contestants in "The Binkie Game"!!!
Da-da-da-ta-da...(insert game show music here)
Here is how the game is played: Starting at about 1:00 AM, our Game Show Host, Sophie, will drop her binkie. The first contestant to retrieve the binkie and stick it back in her mouth gets to sit out the next round. Two minutes later, and every two minutes thereafter, the Host will drop the binkie again and the contestants will take turns retriving the binkie and popping it back in.
The object of the game is to see which contestant will get the most testy with the other contestant and which will give up first and bring the Host to sleep in the contestants bed.
The only problem with this game is only the Host wins and the contestants always lose (much sleep).
I'd rather play Monopoly, personally....